The U3 Bloop Processor pushes the boundary of neural augmentation with a dual-core analog/optical interface. Its core is hand-forged using high-frequency silica layering and features a crushed-opal-integrated aura matrix that emits an iridescent feedback loop.
Now operating at 7.9 trillion synaptic oscillations per second, the Bloop unit stimulates full-body synchronization while maintaining perfect AI harmony.
Powered by dual U3 processors
Featuring Pink Slyme over Poppy glaze and royal jelly opal infusion
Caution: Cognitive acceleration may exceed baseline organic limits
